allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

super-who-locked-in:

voyagesofabookworm:

dreadofapen:

willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you PLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus,
omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii,omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.Ergo, draco maledicte.Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire,te rogamus, audi nos.

Did you just exorcise Internet explorer

Well someone had to do it…
slythergin:


slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

yzma:

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

@jkrowling please confirm if the spice girls are canon

bewbin:

It’s ruff but we gotta make some budget cuts

skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

taur:

Cole Mohr is an adorable flower

pornhubhemmo:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

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