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officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

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saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


Perfect.

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

matthewsagan:

Things to do during The Purge:

    - fill a spa up with people beyond the official capacity

    - feed animals at the zoo

    - sing happy birthday without permission from the copyright holder

    - drive without insurance and don’t come to full stops at stop signs

    - bring fruits and vegetables with you on an airplane    

    - touch all the butts            

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