foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

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